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"Damn it. He's got a moat."
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"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?"
"The Johnsons have a dragon."
"Have you tried being confident? I'm confident and things always go my way."
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"Meet Carla, honey - our new roommate."
How To Be Your Own Best Friend
"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."
"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"
'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'
"You make me feel like a paranoid woman..."
"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'
"Why do you care how many frogs I kissed before I met you?"
Tags:frog prince, princess, princesses, princes, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self-esteem, self esteem, jealous, jealousy, jealousies, romance, romances, romantic past, love life, love-life, date, dates, husband, husbands, commitment, commitments, kiss, romantic past, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, ex-boyfriends
"The 1% have it so good..."
"How the mighty have fallen!"
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A Bloody Butcher
Tags:angler, anglers, angling, fishing, fishermen, fisherman, fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing hook, fishing hooks, fishing jargon, fishing terms, fishing language, hobby, pastime, pastimes, gut, guts, fishing accident, fishing accidents, butcher, butchers, catch, catches, envy, envious, jealous, jealousies, jealousness, envying, thelwell
1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race
Tags:egg, spoon, eggs, spoons, race, races, horse race, horse races, horse racing, little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, jealousies, trophy, trophies, winner, winners, first place, 1st place, sportsmanship, sporting, thelwell
'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'
'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'
"They've just got a better grade of grass over there!"
If fruits and vegetables used Facebook
'All these lateral hires to US firms just show how rotten to the core the legal profession is...'
The envy inside a box of cereal
'Don't mind him. He's just an 'X' who's jealous of 'U'.'
What female dogs think about their looks.