Jehovah Cartoons and Comics

" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC30754
High Res:
2165x1586 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fortune cookie, fortune cookies, babylon, babylonian, king, kings, mene mene tekel upharsin, prophecy, prophecies, omen, omens, warning, warnings, warning from god, warnings from god, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurant, rich, riches, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemous, fortune, fortunes, prediction, predictions, curse, curses, old testament, torah, belshazzar's feast, writing on the wall, daniel, arrogant, arrogance, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, cookie, cookies, dessert, desserts, humility, humble, humbles, god, jehovah

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC140983
High Res:
5700x6298 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cain, mark of cain, curse, cursed, god, jehovah, genesis, book of genesis, bible story, bible stories, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumours, benign, malignant, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, doctor, doctors, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, prognosis, prognoses, old testament, torah, garden of eden

Jehovah's Fitness

Artist:
Chatfield, Jason
Search ID:
CX300079
High Res:
1959x2000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fitness, fit, fitter, health, healthy, lifestyle, protein, work out, workout, working out, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym rat, muscle, muscles, weight, weights, weight lifting, weight-lifitng, door knocking, knock, knocked, knocking, door, doors, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, word play, word-play, play on words, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, american, america, religion, western religion, religions, religious, religious imagery

"Well if you think I've got problems you should see my opposite number, he thinks he's God!"

Artist:
Lightbourne, John
Search ID:
jlin49
High Res:
2186x2550 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
devil, devils, satan, lucifer, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, god, jehovah, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, opposite number, opposite numbers, nemesis, nemeses, arch enemy, arch enemies, archenemy, archenemies, psychologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, inferiority complex

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

Artist:
Selby, Phil
Search ID:
psen10
High Res:
2479x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, door to door, jehovah's witnesses, rodents, cheese, mice, mouse, pest, rodent, jehovah's witness, jehovahs witness, jehova's witnesses, cheeses, jehovah, mormon, preaching, christian, catholic

'Oh for heaven's sake, pay him the protection money. At least he's easier to get rid of than the Jehovah's witnesses.'

Artist:
Eales, Stan
Search ID:
sea0687
High Res:
3000x2383 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovah, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, protection racket, protection rackets, protection money, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, organized crime, organized crimes, organised crime, organised crimes

'Jehovah's Witness protection program'

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mba0230
High Res:
1500x1571 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religions, religious, witness protection, security, jehovah, johovah's witness, johovahs witness, protection, protected

Jehovah's Fitness

Artist:
Moeller, M
Search ID:
mmln469
High Res:
2995x2995 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovah, god, jesus, lord, religion, fitness, weight, lift, lifting, weightlifting, exercise, fit, halo, christian, work, out, dumbell, biceps, gym, witness, lifting, muscle, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, muscle, bible, religious, christianity, religious, exercise

"So Jehova, you say this man drove straight into you. Got any witnesses?"

Artist:
Naf
Search ID:
amc0023
High Res:
1764x2110 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god, gods, jehovah, jehovah witness, jehovah witnesses, christian, christians, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, insurance, motor insurance, car insurance, witness, witnesses

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

Artist:
Cordell, Tim
Search ID:
tcrn1203
High Res:
2500x2082 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovah, jehovah, witnesses, jehovahs witnesses, questioning, grilling, interview, interviewing, interrogate, interrogation, police, interviewer, interrogator, religion, religious, belief, believer, witness, christian, christianity, church, faith, crime, crimes

'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'

Artist:
Nixon, Roy
Search ID:
rnin538
High Res:
1928x1561 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religious, jehovah's witness, jehovahs witness, jehovah, windows, window, double glazing, double glazed, double glazed window, double glazed windows, door-to-door, cold calling, gypsy, pikey, religious fanatics, religious fanaticism, pain in the arse

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Artist:
Herman, Jon
Search ID:
jhen216
High Res:
1936x2175 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god, gods, lightning, divine wrath, divine anger, deity, jehovah, religion, christianity, forest fire, forest fires, wildfire, firefighting, firefighter, cumulus, thunderhead, firefighters, fire fighting, trees, burning, natural disaster, natural disasters

'Oh bugger -- not the Jehovah's witnesses again!'

Artist:
Wilbur -Dawbarn-
Search ID:
wda2114
High Res:
2040x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rapunzel, let down your hair, hair, plait, plaits, fairy story, fairy stories, childrens story, childrens stories, kids story, kids stories, tower, towers, rescue, rescued, jehovah, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, door to door, door-to-door

Young Jehovah's Witnesses - Can your Billy come out to talk about Jesus?

Artist:
Bernie -Stephen Hutchinson-
Search ID:
shu0430
High Res:
1566x1890 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
out to play, going out to play, plays, playing, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jesus, jesus christ, faith, evangelical, evangelicals, calling round, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, god

'Oi, Jehovah! Your witnesses are here.'

Artist:
Williams, Tom
Search ID:
twl0266
High Res:
1510x1986 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovah, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah's witnesses, witness, witnesses, religious, spread the world, spreading the word, bible, bibles

"Oh boy! Jehovah's witnesses. I'll let you answer thedoor..."

Artist:
Graham, Jackson
Search ID:
jgrn1471
High Res:
2400x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hell, afterlife, the afterlife, life after death, satan, devil, devils, underworld, the underworld, hades, lucifer, prince of darkness, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witnesses, door to door, door-to-door, opening the door, evangelical, evangelicals

'Jehovah's Lochness.'

Artist:
Jorodo
Search ID:
jdo0591
High Res:
1856x1689 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovah, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, loch ness, loch ness monster, loch ness monsters, lochness monster, monster, monsters, folklore, door-to-door

Another ill-conceived government program (Jehovah's Witness Protection Program).

Artist:
Bolinger, Bruce
Search ID:
bbon271
High Res:
1831x1556 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
witness, witness protection, witness protection programme, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witnesses, program, protection, government, secret, jehovah, underground, incognito, religion

Maureen! It's those Jehovah's Wirelesses again

Artist:
RGJ -Richard Jolley-
Search ID:
rjo0168
High Res:
3124x2664 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
maureen, jehovah, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, wireless, radio, radios, jehovah's, jehovah's witnes, jehovah's witnesses, repent, judgement

Oh, crap! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back.

Artist:
Bolinger, Bruce
Search ID:
bbon184
High Res:
1801x1249 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
witness, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah's witnesses, jehovah, door to door, cold caller, cold callers, cold calling, pearly gates, visitor, visitors, afterlife, the afterlife, heaven, hell, gate, heaven's gate, clouds, st, peter, saint, entry, sales, visitation, angel, golden

'Jehovah's WHO?'

Artist:
Parker, Dave
Search ID:
dpan2277
High Res:
1872x1392 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
igloo, igloos, eskimo, eskimos, inuit, inuits, jehovas witnesses, door to door, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, witness, witnesses, snow, snowy, ice, icy

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

Artist:
Bryant, Adey
Search ID:
abrn527
High Res:
2000x2851 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovah, jehovas, jehovas witness, witness, religion, canvassing, canvasser, door to door, knock down ginger, kids, knocks, knocking, knock, door knocking, surburbia

'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'

Artist:
Parker, Dave
Search ID:
dpan1515
High Res:
1800x2476 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehovahs witness, gossiping wife, jehovahs witness, jehovah, jehovah's, gossip, gossiping, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married, marriage

Jehovah's Witnesses "He went that way"

Artist:
Royston -Robertson-
Search ID:
rro0016
High Res:
1526x2206 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jehova's witnesses, witness, jehova, watchtower, jehovah

"I keep forgetting dear. Is it vampires, or Jehovahs witnesses we're not supposed to invite over the threshold?"

Artist:
Kes
Search ID:
ksm0140
High Res:
1855x2514 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vampire, vampires, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, jehovah witness, witnesses, threshold, thresholds, door to door salesman, door to door salesmen, salesmen, saleman