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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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"Well if you think I've got problems you should see my opposite number, he thinks he's God!"
Tags:devil, devils, satan, lucifer, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, god, jehovah, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, opposite number, opposite numbers, nemesis, nemeses, arch enemy, arch enemies, archenemy, archenemies, psychologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, inferiority complex
Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'
'Oh for heaven's sake, pay him the protection money. At least he's easier to get rid of than the Jehovah's witnesses.'
'Jehovah's Witness protection program'
"So Jehova, you say this man drove straight into you. Got any witnesses?"
'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'
'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'
The Biggest Forest Fire Starter
'Oh bugger -- not the Jehovah's witnesses again!'
Young Jehovah's Witnesses - Can your Billy come out to talk about Jesus?
'Oi, Jehovah! Your witnesses are here.'
"Oh boy! Jehovah's witnesses. I'll let you answer thedoor..."
Another ill-conceived government program (Jehovah's Witness Protection Program).
Maureen! It's those Jehovah's Wirelesses again
Oh, crap! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back.
"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"
'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'
Jehovah's Witnesses "He went that way"
"I keep forgetting dear. Is it vampires, or Jehovahs witnesses we're not supposed to invite over the threshold?"