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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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fortune cookie, fortune cookies, babylon, babylonian, king, kings, mene mene tekel upharsin, prophecy, prophecies, omen, omens, warning, warnings, warning from god, warnings from god, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurant, rich, riches, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemous, fortune, fortunes, prediction, predictions, curse, curses, old testament, torah, belshazzar's feast, writing on the wall, daniel, arrogant, arrogance, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, cookie, cookies, dessert, desserts, humility, humble, humbles, god, jehovah"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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cain, mark of cain, curse, cursed, god, jehovah, genesis, book of genesis, bible story, bible stories, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumours, benign, malignant, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, doctor, doctors, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, prognosis, prognoses, old testament, torah, garden of edenJehovah's Fitness
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fitness, fit, fitter, health, healthy, lifestyle, protein, work out, workout, working out, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym rat, muscle, muscles, weight, weights, weight lifting, weight-lifitng, door knocking, knock, knocked, knocking, door, doors, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, word play, word-play, play on words, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, american, america, religion, western religion, religions, religious, religious imagery"Well if you think I've got problems you should see my opposite number, he thinks he's God!"
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devil, devils, satan, lucifer, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, god, jehovah, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, opposite number, opposite numbers, nemesis, nemeses, arch enemy, arch enemies, archenemy, archenemies, psychologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, inferiority complex'Oh for heaven's sake, pay him the protection money. At least he's easier to get rid of than the Jehovah's witnesses.'
'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'
Another ill-conceived government program (Jehovah's Witness Protection Program).
'Jehovah's WHO?'
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igloo, igloos, eskimos, inuit, inuits, jehovas witnesses, door to door, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, witness, witnesses, snow, snowy, ice, icy"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"
'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'
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jehovahs witness, gossiping wife, jehovahs witness, jehovah, jehovah's, gossip, gossiping, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married, marriage"I keep forgetting dear. Is it vampires, or Jehovahs witnesses we're not supposed to invite over the threshold?"