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Though less threatening than its deadlier cousin, beachgoers often try to avoid the swarms of Bach's jellyfish.
"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."
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"Your mother takes too long in the restroom."
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"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"
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'Maybe we should just go to the park.'
"Here's a question. If we have no brain and no sense of reasoning how are we having this conversation?"
Go with the flow.
'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'
'Yessir, that's a jellyfish. No bones about it.'
'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'
"Have you ever done this Before?"
"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"
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Portuguese Mom of War
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When blue bottles cuddle...
Funky Facts: Sea Animals.
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"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"
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"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."
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"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."
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'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'
'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'
Ineffective Jellyfish Tactics
Jellyfish at home
'I'm a conscientious Man O' War objector.'