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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'
'Neck a little tight, sir?'
Woman on a baseball team called "Pirates" looks at the opposing team who is called "Carjackers".
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Why Cows Leave Home
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'Wait a minute!'
Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.
'Jersey police - pullover!'
"I think we retire too many numbers."
'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'
"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."
'Just a minute, I forgot something.'
'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'
The Last Jerseys.
'Your jumper's on inside out. I know, I'm trying to keep it clean.'
The wife made it. Why?
'Get lost, Perlmutter! Chintz jerseys aren't going to win us the Olympics!'
My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!
"I wondered why she kept giggling to herself all the time she was knitting my new sweater."
'How did you guess that I'm a married man?'
'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'