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"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."
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"I punched way, way too far up."
Never poke fun.
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
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"You may rush in."
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"Don't believe them when they say they want topical material."
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"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
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"Your remote control, sire."
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"Is this your wife?"
"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"
"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"
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"Want to have a few pies after work?"
"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"
"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."
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"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"
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Yorick when he was young and active.
Me and my money are soon parted
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'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'