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"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "
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Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"
Tags:coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic
"So much for nepotism."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, crucifixion, death of jesus, death of jesus christ, good friday, cross, crosses, crucifix, crucifixes, history, historical, biblical times, ancient, nepotism, favouritism, favoritism, bias, preferential treatment, preferred treatment, preference, preferences, family, families, relatives, children, politics, business, capital punishment
"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
Tags:complication, complicated, complications, relationship, relationships, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, father-son, jesus, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospels, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, god, new testament, christianity, wwjd, what would jesus do, christian, christians
"Maybe he can't swim."
Tags:swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, new testament, jesus, gospel, gospels, bible, bible story, bible stories, non-swimmer, non-swimmers, walk on water, walks on water, walking on water, can't swim, excuse, excuses, poor excuse, poor excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, son of god
A Wii in a manger
Tags:three kings, king, kings, manger, mangers, jesus, christ, console, consoles, games, game, stables, stable, christmas, xmas, born, birth, saviour, saviours, savior, saviors, sheep, donkey, donkeys, chickens, chicken, nativity, crib, cribs, three wise men, wise men, wise man, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."
Jesus Feeds the 5K
Tags:communion, jesus, jesus christ, the end is nigh, the end is near, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, run, runner, runners, running, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, refreshment, refreshments, volunteer, volunteers, wine, bread, marathon, marathons, race, races, racing
A woman carrying a baby being turned out into a snowstorm by the Minotaur
Tags:religion, religious, bible, new testament, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, jesus's birth, the birth of jesus, son of god, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, mary, mother of god, jesus's mother, the nativity, christmas story, mother, mothers, baby, babies, mom, moms, mum, mums, kid, kids, child, children, greek, greece, ancient, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythology, bull, bulls, minotaur, minotaur's maze, minotaur's labyrinth, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, snow, snowing, snowstorm, snowstorms, footprints, weather, winter, bad weather, turning away, turned away, sent away, leaving, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, charity, uncharitable, uncompassionate, season of giving, pasiphae
"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, nativity story, christmas story, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, birth of jesus, jesus's birth, son of god, three wise men, three kings, magi, balthazar, melchior, caspar, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, noel, yule, shopping, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money
"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."
"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, shopping, christmas shopping, shopper, shoppers, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, price, prices, expensive, money, finances, consumerism, commercialisation, commercialization, retail, shop, shops, store, stores, religion, religious, war on christmas, christ, jesus christ, jesus, marketing, advertising, swearing, cursing, wordplay, word play
Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
"No, a question period will not follow!"
Tags:sermon, sermons, jesus, sermon on the mount, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, ministry, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, worship, worships, question session, questions sessions, q&a, q & a, question and answer session, question, questions, theology, theologian, theologians, religious debate, religious debates, religious belief, religious beliefs
"Everyone wants to know what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
Tags:jesus, jesus christ, messiah, what would jesus do, wwjd, christ, christianity, religion, father, fathers, dad, dads, father son relationship, father son relationships, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, complicated relationship, complicated relationships, family issues, family problems, crisis of confidence
Lesser Known Annunciations
Tags:annunciation, art, art history, art historian, art historians, lesser known, obscure, obscurity, obscurities, lesser-known, unknown, bible story, bible stories, gospel, jesus, jesus christ, announcement, announcements, announcing, messenger, messengers, mundane, rent, rental, rentals, everyday life, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news
Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
Tags:jesus, judas, betrayal, betrayals, original sin, sins, happy hour, happy hours, make up, makes up, making up, galilee, jesus christ, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospel story, gospel stories, sing, sings, singing, karaoke, karaoke night, karaoke nights, theology, revisionism, revisionist, revisionists, scholar, scholars, bible scholar, bible scholars
Jesus Loves Me According To Wikipedia
Tags:jesus, jesus christ, christ, christian, christians, christianity, jesus loves you, jesus loves me, unreliable source, unreliable sources, internet source, internet sources, wiki, wikis, encyclopedia, encyclopedias, sign, signs, street preacher, street preachers, street preaching, source, sources
"It's really a waste of ten bucks, since I'm omniscient."
The Alabama Senate voted to allow a mega-church to start its very own police force.
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'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'
"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."
Tags:evangelical, evangelicals, irony, ironic, fatherhood, families, family, christian, christians, bible, bibles, husband, husbands, father, fathers, dad, dads, religion, religions, radical, radicals, jesus, jesus christ, christ, marriage, marriages, conservative, conservatives, family values, divorce, divorced, divorcing
"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
Tags:middle class, class, middle-class, shepherd, meek, meek shall inherit, meek shall inherit the earth, matthew, bible, blessed are the meek, they shall inherit the earth, middle classes, middle-classes, blessed are the gentle, eye of a needle, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, camel go through the eye of a needle, class jokes, middle income, god, jesus, bibles, verse, verses, religion, religious, heaven, heavenly, beatitudes, sermon on the mount