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The Sharpest thing there is: Christ's Pocket Knife
"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "
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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
"So much for nepotism."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, crucifixion, death of jesus, death of jesus christ, good friday, cross, crosses, crucifix, crucifixes, history, historical, biblical times, ancient, nepotism, favouritism, favoritism, bias, preferential treatment, preferred treatment, preference, preferences, family, families, relatives, children, politics, business, capital punishment
Jesus Feeds the 5K
Tags:communion, jesus, jesus christ, the end is nigh, the end is near, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, run, runner, runners, running, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, refreshment, refreshments, volunteer, volunteers, wine, bread, marathon, marathons, race, races, racing
A woman carrying a baby being turned out into a snowstorm by the Minotaur
Tags:religion, religious, bible, new testament, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, jesus's birth, the birth of jesus, son of god, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, mary, mother of god, jesus's mother, the nativity, christmas story, mother, mothers, baby, babies, mom, moms, mum, mums, kid, kids, child, children, greek, greece, ancient, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythology, bull, bulls, minotaur, minotaur's maze, minotaur's labyrinth, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, snow, snowing, snowstorm, snowstorms, footprints, weather, winter, bad weather, turning away, turned away, sent away, leaving, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, charity, uncharitable, uncompassionate, season of giving, pasiphae
"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, nativity story, christmas story, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, birth of jesus, jesus's birth, son of god, three wise men, three kings, magi, balthazar, melchior, caspar, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, noel, yule, shopping, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, shopping, christmas shopping, shopper, shoppers, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, price, prices, expensive, money, finances, consumerism, commercialisation, commercialization, retail, shop, shops, store, stores, religion, religious, war on christmas, christ, jesus christ, jesus, marketing, advertising, swearing, cursing, wordplay, word play
'Would a dash of hollandaise sauce be too much to ask?'
Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
"Everyone wants to know what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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Lesser Known Annunciations
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Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
Tags:jesus, judas, betrayal, betrayals, original sin, sins, happy hour, happy hours, make up, makes up, making up, galilee, jesus christ, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospel story, gospel stories, sing, sings, singing, karaoke, karaoke night, karaoke nights, theology, revisionism, revisionist, revisionists, scholar, scholars, bible scholar, bible scholars
Jesus Loves Me According To Wikipedia
Tags:jesus, jesus christ, christ, christian, christians, christianity, jesus loves you, jesus loves me, unreliable source, unreliable sources, internet source, internet sources, wiki, wikis, encyclopedia, encyclopedias, sign, signs, street preacher, street preachers, street preaching, source, sources
"It's really a waste of ten bucks, since I'm omniscient."
"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."
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The Dow Jesus Index
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"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."
"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, religion, religions, religious, jesus, jesus christ, bible, scripture, scriptures, desert, deserts, religious fanatics, bible belt, scroll, scrolls, god, no evidence, no support, documentation, proof, no proof, evidence, verify, verification, interpret, interpretations, extremist, extremists, extremism
"King Herod sent us."
Tags:nativity, nativity story, nativity scene, birth of jesus, jesus birth, jesus, christ, jesus christ, the birth of christ, mary, the virgin mary, i.c.e., ice, immigration and customs enforcement, immigration, immgration controversy, immigration controversies, immigrants, anti-immigration, christian values
'Children, this is your new science teacher.'
Wolf in a men's clothing store buying a sheepskin outfit
Tags:animal, animals, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, shop, shops, store, stores, menswear, men's fashion, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, men's clothing, new clothes, new clothing, shopping, clothes shopping, sheepskin, wolf in sheep's clothing, outfit, outfits, bible, biblical, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, religion, religious, sermon, sermons, aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, literature, story, stories
"Did Jesus create these locally?"
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"...and Jerry here has brought the gift of 'The Gab'."
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