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"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."
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bible, bible thumper, bible thumpers, fanatic, fanatics, religious fanatic, religious fanatics, fanaticism, swear in, swears in, swearing in, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, trial lawyer, trial lawyers, jesus freak, jesus freaks, cross-examine, cross-examination, testify, testifies, testifying"Please don't knock on my door to blather on about your fictional obsessions. I don't knock on your door to blather on about Star Trek and Doctor Who."
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mormon, mormons, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, god, gods, religion, religions, religious, believe, belief, beliefs, bible, religious people, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical, evangelicalism, evangelicals, door to door, doctor who, trekkies, scifi"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."
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mormon, mormons, mormon missionaries, church of jesus christ of latter-day saints, god, gods, religion, religions, religious, believe, belief, beliefs, bible, religious people, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical, evangelicalism, evangelicals, door to door, orthodox christianity, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, parasites, carriers"My religion makes sense if you want it to."
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religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, salvation, theology, theologian, theologians, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, bible, bibles, biblical, biblical quote, biblical quotes, bible quote, bible quotes, scripture, scriptures, atheist, atheists, atheism"I already know about religion. That's why I'm an atheist."
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mormon, mormons, mormon missionaries, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, god, gods, religion, religions, religious, believe, belief, beliefs, bible, religious people, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical, evangelicalism, evangelicals, door to door, orthodox christianity"We have a choice between worshiping God or going to hell because he's given us free will."
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free will, choice, coercion, hell, afterlife, after life, life after death, death, dead, damned, damnation, satan, satanic, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, atheist, atheists, atheism, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, demon, demons, heck, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, secularist, secularists, secular society, paintings"We could have a cure for cancer, but atheists like you won't pray for it."
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cancer, cure for cancer, pray, praying, prayer, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, bible, bibles, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, science vs religion, science versus religion"I hope I never insult your beliefs by accident."
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insult, insults, insulting, insulted, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, bible, bibles, biblical, scripture, scriptures, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."
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coercing, coercion, hell, afterlife, after life, life after death, death, dead, damned, damnation, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, atheist, atheists, atheism, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, heck, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, free will, choice, going to hell, church, churches"I see no logic in the servant of an all-knowing, all-powerful deity requiring funds to do his bidding."
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scifi, science fiction, logic, logical, religion, religions, religious, religious people, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, sunday school, evangelical, evangelicals, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, church, churches, church donations, donation, donations, collection plate, collection, collections, atheist, atheists, atheism, dog, skeptic, skeptics"Which god? Mahaviva? Vishnu? Ganeshe? Oden? Maui?"
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deity, deities, god, gods, mythology, mythological, faith, faiths, dogma, mahaviva, vishnu, ganeshe, oden, maui, shiva, zues, buddha, brahma, coatlicue, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, secularist, secularists, religion, religions, religious, religious people, bible, bibles, biblical, true god"Have you noticed you perceive God's opinions as being the same as your own?" "That you consider only the parts of the Bible you like to be his?" "That's because you are God." "And he only exists in your mind." "God thinks you're a jerk!"
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religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, cults, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, bible, bibles, biblical, dilutional, dilution, cherry picking"My mother broke up with Jesus in college; he wouldn't return her calls."
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jesus, college, jesus christ, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, secularist, secularists, secular society, secular societies, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, break ups, breaking up"That's not his real name, of course. His real name is Yeshua. It was translated into Greek as 'Içsous'. Then English translators misspelled it as 'Jesus'. Christians have been saying it wrong ever since...... ...I'm sorry to interrupt you. You were
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yeshua, iesous, unwavering faith, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, religion, religions, religious, religious people, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, secularist, secularists, secular society, secular societies, name, names"I have the same relationship with Sherlock Holmes. He protects me, guides my destiny, and I... Oh, wait... You were talking about God. Sorry, I always get them mixed up because they're both imaginary."
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sherlock holmes, mormon, mormons, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, secularist, secularists, god, gods, religion, religions, religious, believe, belief, beliefs, bible, religious people, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical, evangelicalism, evangelicals, door to door"If Jesus had been executed 80 years ago, would we be wearing gas chambers?"
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jesus, executed, gas chambers, gas chamber, execution, executions, jesus christ, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, crucify, crucifixion, crucifixions, crucifix, crucifixes, cross, crosses, atheist, atheists, atheism, religion, religions, religious, religious people, theist, theists, believe, believer, believers, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, faithful"My favorite part was when your god sacrificed himself to himself to save humanity from himself."
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bible, bibles, biblical, scripture, scriptures, bible story, bible stories, crucify, crucifixion, crucifixions, crucifix, crucifixes, cross, crosses, atheist, atheists, atheism, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, salvation, jesus christ, jesus, christ, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, jesus freak, jesus freaks"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"
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bless, holy water, blessings, vampires, blessing, vampire, priest, priests, priesthood, religion, religions, religious, religious people, theist, theists, faith, faiths, dogma, faithful, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, religious leader, religious leaders, religious leadership, funny, preacher, preachers, church, churches, atheist, atheists, atheism, athiest, athiests, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, blasphemy, kids"If Yeshua returned, he'd probably ask: 'Who's this Jesus person people keep talking about? He sounds fake.'"
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yeshua, jesus's return, jusus return, judgment day, jesus returned, return of jesus, jesus christ, jesus, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, religion, religions, religious, religious people, atheist, atheists, atheism, athiest, athiests, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, blasphemy, blasfemy, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, secularist, secularists, real name of jesus, painting, paintings, art, god, dogma"Four tons of confetti fell on evangelical Trump supporters last night."
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trump, confetti, trump supporters, donald trump, president trump, politics, political, politicians, vote, votes, voting, voters, election, elections, candidates, candidate, campaign, campaigns, american politics, commander and queef, president, evangelical, evangelicals, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, jesus freak, jesus freaks, religious leader, religious leaders, religious leadership, theist, atheists, atheism, schadenfreude"My god is the one true god!"
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all religions say that, closed minded, closed mindedness, marriage, married, prenup, prenups, prenuptial agreement, prenuptial agreements, atheist, atheists, atheism, athiest, athiests, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, religion, religions, religious, religious people, theist, theists, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, faithful, frenemies, frenemy, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, existence of god"Heaven and hell are powerful and shamefully obvious tools for controlling the gullible. If you can convince people that their sacrifices in this life will be paid for in the next - you can take everything from them. If only there was... ...Hey, look!
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heaven, hell, afterlife, after life, gullible, gullibility, tree, trees, knockers, atheist, atheists, atheism, athiest, athiests, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, religion, religions, religious, religious people, theist, theists, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, controlling people, church, churches"Lies need regular reinforcement to be believed. But truths are self-evident... No one needs weekly reminders that water flows downhill."
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jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, church, churches, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, secular, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believer, believers, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, faithful, dogma, dogmatic, sunday mass, sunday services"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."
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jesus christ, jesus, christ, jesus freak, jesus freaks, poor, poverty, inequality, inequalities, wealth gap, wealth gaps, income inequality, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, religion, religions, religious, religious people, believe, believing, belief, beliefs, god, gods, dogma, faith, faiths, atheist, atheists, atheism, religious conservatives, religious conservative, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, gop, liberal, liberals"Hey look - God's plan."
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god's plan, gods plan, broken leg, broken legs, cast, casts, crutch, crutches, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, disbeliever, disbelievers, jesus freak, jesus freaks, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, religion, religions, religious, religious people, theist, theists, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, faithful, believe, believer, believers, believing, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, kid, kids