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Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.
"I have a bad feeling about this!"
"I suppose with the development of self driving cars this next step was inevitable."
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Tags:bop, bops, bopping, bopped, optimism, optimistic, optimist, optimists, space, outer space, astronaut, astronauts, saxophone, saxophones, music, musical instruments, musical instrument, instrument, instruments, jet, galaxy, astronomer, astronomers, galaxies, pun, puns, rocket, jet pack, jet packs, fly, flying, flies, flew, musician, musicians, musician, music lover, music lovers, silver lining, lost, stuck, stuck in space, flight suit, flight suits
Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.
Tags:inventions, heli-pack, jet packs, jet pack, jetpack, jetpacks, jet-pack, jet-packs, heli-packs, heli pack, heli packs, flying machine, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, ill-fated flight, flying machines, mishaps, oversights, extension cords, power cords, power outlets, plug in, plug-ins
Take off went surprisingly well, but landing was going to be a bitch.
"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."
"You could go far!"
There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
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"I live about three seconds from here."
'You're allergic to the environment. We've got to get you off the planet.'
The Evolution Of Man
Just in case he got cold feet, Vern has outfitted himself with a jetpack.
"It's the newest upgrade."
'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'
'I suppose that it was inevitable.'
Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.
'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'
'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'
Runner lighting rocket on his back.