Jewelers Cartoons and Comics

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

"And inscribe it: "To the man who gave me everything". . .It's for my divorce lawyer!"

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'And it has a GPS system to put you in the right place at the right time.'

"Men aren't too bright. They chose a dog as a best friend while we girls chose diamonds."

'How soon can you fix this watch? I'm lost without the time, date, temperature and phase of the moon.'

'The only thing that's cheap in here Sir, is you!'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'A small deposit will hold this necklace until your husband buys a set of golf clubs.'