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'What, They're comfortable.'
Bridgehampton Riding Academy
Tags:riding academy, riding academies, riding school, horse riding, horse rider, horse riders, horse-riding, horse-riding, learning to ride, jewish, judaism, reform movement, worship leader, leading worship, canter, cantering, cantering horse, hazzan, chazzan, prayer leader, leading prayer, leading prayers, riding instructor, riding instructors, cantor, cantors, jewish cantor
"That's the statue of Do What Your Mother Tells You."
"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, nyc, international, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, exotic, london, st. thomas, austria, jewish, jewish wedding, jewish weddings, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, bride, brides, bride-to-be, reality, reality check, relationship, relationships, love, whirlwind romance, couple, couples
"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
Tags:yarmulke, yarmulkes, jewish voter, jewish voters, jewish vote, giuliani, rudy giuliani, mayor, mayors, new york, new york city, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, fashion, hat, hats, fashionable, mislead, misleads, misleading, shop, shops, shopping, men's fashion, appeal, appeals, appealing, deceive, deceives, deceiving, appropriate, appropriates, appropriation, religious dress, jew, jews, jewish, demographic, demographics, campaign, campaigns, campaigning
"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, adam, eve, first humans, creation story, creation myth, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, food, bagel, bagels, lox, salmon, jewish cuisine, jewish, jewish delicacies, choice, choices, tempting, original sin
"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
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"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"
"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"
Tags:yom kippur, day of atonement, holy day, holy days, judaism, jewish, jewish holiday, jewish holidays, kosher, kashrut, food, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, blt, b.l.t., sandwich, sandwiches, bacon and tomato sandwich, bacon and tomato sandwiches, dietary law, dietary laws, religious law, religious laws, religion, religious, jew, jews, secular jew, secular jews
"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
The Mishegoss Stops Here
Tags:yiddish, jew, jews, jewish, judaism, religion, religions, religious, mishegoss, mischief, the buck stops here, nonsense, tomfoolery, foolery, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, serious, strict, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, shpasik, jtoons
"No, son, I'm not the marshal. I'm the Rabbi."
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
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"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."
"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"
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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, jewish, jewish mother, jewish mothers, weather, bad weather, rain, raining, rainy, wet, soaked, pouring, downpour, caring, concerned, worried, worrywart, worrywarts
Jewish Deep Thinker
"I still want grandchildren.
"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, gaining weight, putting on weight, fear, fears, worse fears, kosher, not kosher, non-kosher, trayf, treif, yiddish word, yiddish words, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, jewish, judaism
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"
Then on the Eighth Day
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"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."