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'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'
'The groom called to say he'll have to marry you next weekend instead. He totally forgot he had tickets to the basketball game this weekend.'
'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'
"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."
'Is there someone else, Irene?', 'Sure - There's one born every minute.'
"Was that today!"
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Reschedule Your Appointment.
'There's a problem. He wants someone else to be the bride!'
'When you rushed from the church, I thought you were jilting me!'
'I haven't said I do yet. How quick can you get down here?'
'We're half serious about getting married. I am, and he isn't.'
'How are your wedding plans coming along?'
'What do you mean; 'The Weatherman said not to make any unnecessary journeys?!'
'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'
'It's no use coming that Chinese laundry business with me, Charlie Plunkett!'
Didn't You See My Update?
"Have you ever considered there are worse things than being a vicar's wife?"
'Sorry... Wrong place, wrong time,wrong guy.'
'The groom picked the right day to chicken out!'
'A contact magazine-any contact magazine and hurry!'
'But what hurt most, was the way she just looked at me and laughed.'
'She wants to speak to her mum!'
Didn't you get my memo?
"Go ahead Slinky, leave me.. you'll come crawling back."