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'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'
'The groom called to say he'll have to marry you next weekend instead. He totally forgot he had tickets to the basketball game this weekend.'
'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'
"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."
Reschedule Your Appointment.
'There's a problem. He wants someone else to be the bride!'
'When you rushed from the church, I thought you were jilting me!'
'What do you mean; 'The Weatherman said not to make any unnecessary journeys?!'
"Have you ever considered there are worse things than being a vicar's wife?"
'Sorry... Wrong place, wrong time,wrong guy.'
Didn't you get my memo?