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"Personnel have downgraded the new job sec fro 'must be qualified with six years experience' to 'must be alive." "Still seems a lot to ask for the money."
Human Resources want to knw why you called the job 'deputy logistics facilitation support worker'...because it sounded better than 'skivvy'.
"You said I'd be part of a team."
"Well, offering a salary like that, I can now see why your advert said: 'Must have a sense of humour'!"
"Did you place an ad for an experienced sitter?"
Opp'y of a Lifetime
Today's Jobs/Tomorrow's Jobs/Retirement.
Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.
Business woman sees a sign in the window of 'Keeping Tabs' personal assistant : Busy? you can count on us!
Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.
Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.
Rock: 'Moss wanted...apply northside'
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"Check Craigslist for pitchers."
"See any jobs that might suit my lifestyle?"
'Your ad said no experience necessary.'
"Never mind using that Social Media thing for recruitment, I want you to pop to the local shop and put a postcard in the window."
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Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!
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Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'
'Would you mind if I borrowed the employment section?'
Copywriter Needed sign - misspelt.
Our employment ad said goal oriented, not goalie.
'Here's one! Can you fly?'
Wanted: Cog in the Corporate Machine.
'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'