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'So, you've no experience, no skills and a poor grasp of reality... Have you considered consulting?'
We don't have any vacancies for people to 'pierce the heart of a virtuous maid with the arrow of desire'...have you thought of about working in a call center?
Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.
'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'
'I'm looking for a temp job to fill the gap between my indictment and incarceration.'
'We're TRYING to find you a job, but you fall into that difficult 18 to 65 age group!'
Career Advisor: 'I wish you'd come to me sooner!'
"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions, and what the point of membership was..."
"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"
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'I don't see a prospective employer having a problem with your physical disabilities...'
'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'
'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'
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Job Centre: 'Closed Due to Staff Shortage.'
'Yes, well we all like money'
'I'm nobody's fool!'
"As a politician, I was a flip-flopper. So a job at a hedge fund would be perfect for me."
Employment - 'I've tried public and private. Got any other sectors?'
'If life begins at forty, why do they let us leave school twenty four years early?'
"You have no experience, skills or talent. I'm afraif we can only place you on a reality TV show, which will lead to wealth and fame."
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'I'm afraid all I can offer you is 20 minutes on the Jeremy Kyle show.'
"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."
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'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'
Caveman at job centre.
Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.
"What sort of job are you after?" "I don't want a job. I want to be a consultant!"