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'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."
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"What I feel I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."
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New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.
'We manufacture micro computing devices. We're looking to hire a director of research that can anticipate the next small thing.'
You are more than your job description.
'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'
'You can keep your job if you can come up with a satisfactory description of it.'
"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."
"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."
A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .
"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."
"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!
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'Apart from reform things, what do you do?'
Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.
'You push! I don't need to give you a job description.'
'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'
'I thought that I was here to do the job. I never knew that I was here to do the job RIGHT!'
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"
"I take my babysitting job very seriously."
Perfect Job Description = Perfect Candidate
"Well, offering a salary like that, I can now see why your advert said: 'Must have a sense of humour'!"
"As my assistant it's your job to do my job while I play golf."
'It's nothing personal. It's just that going after your job is in my job description.'
'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'