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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
How to tell it's still an employer's job market...
'How are the job opportunities here tonight?'
'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'
'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
'What do I do now?'
'Our school computers are a month old. How can we become competitive in our job market if we're being trained on obsolete equipment?'
'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'
'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'
"Alright, I got my degree. Now where is this ticket I'm supposed to be able to write?"
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Graduate Job Openings
'Hey... the way things are going, at least they're learning a skill they may need later in life.'
'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'
'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'
Game Over for the Economic Recovery
"It's a nightmare being a young person with a job - everyone keeps staring at me."
'I volunteered since the job market is so bad right now.'
"I'm not supposed to say anything, but you really aced this round of the interview process."
School of Baristas
"Sorry, but I don't see anything useful here, given today's economy."
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"Please, go ahead of me. I've got a better chance of getting the job, anyway."
"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."
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The Invisible Man
"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."
"It's a perfect position for you...You'll be able to use your degree in advanced Mathematics to count the tins you're stacking!"
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