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Help wanted. Various positions available.
"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"
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"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"
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"Great! Several positions just opened up."
"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"
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"You may have a bit of a wait—there are sixteen Russian nuclear physicists ahead of you."
"Sorry, no positions are available at this...Wait a minute...something just opened up."
"Carol, let's go ahead and keep the job posted for a little while longer."
Fish Market: Kelp Wanted Apply Inside.
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'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'
'It's an important post, I think three day interview followed by two role plays and group interview with the partners.'
'Using 'headhunters' to fill vacant posts is terrible for morale.'
'When can you start?'
'That's his 14th interview.'
'The firm has to start taking diversity more seriously.'
'You could go back as a tapeworm, a dung beetle or a telemarketer. That's all we have available at the moment.'
'We're not interested in you...but we would like to offer you tie a position!'
"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."
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'I'm sorry the post of 'gay best friend' has been taken.'
'Who's wanted and why does he need help?'
'I don't understand how the Americans are getting away with all these lateral hires.'
"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"
Chalk outline artist looking for work.
'Face it - we can't run this place on our own.'
Bob took his job hunting very seriously.