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"You eat dog - excellent!"
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."
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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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"Your assessment shows that you're a megalomaniac with psychopathic tendencies, completely bereft of any interest or concern for others. When can you start?"
"All social work staff are now required to have appropriate qualifications...Norman's is in accountancy!"
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"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."
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"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
Opp'y of a Lifetime
The Judgment of Paris
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"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."
"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."
"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."
"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."
"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"
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"Well, that IS impressive ....but we thought it was just a metaphor for your skill set!"
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'Our new supervisor may be younger and more energetic than we are, but is he as bright?'
"Baldo, I don't understand! I thought you'd be happy if I promoted Joey!"
'Data entry has always been my dream.' -
'I'm looking for an assistant that's not afraid of a little degradation.'
'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'
'As you know, this job requires leadership experience. Have you had any?'