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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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The world's most unemployable family
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"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."
"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
''Travel the world teaching crass, shallow and exploitative American-style consumerism.' Hey, I could do THAT!'
"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."
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Day one, post grad
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"You're desperate - I like that."
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"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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"Tom, it's come to my attention that you're trolling for a better job, using your company computer."
We don't have any vacancies for people to 'pierce the heart of a virtuous maid with the arrow of desire'...have you thought of about working in a call center?
'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'
'It's a little chilly in here. Throw another batch of resumes we have on file in the fire.'
How to choose...
'We were very impressed by your resume. Especially the part where you mention that your grandfather is our CEO.'
'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'
"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."
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At last he was ready to plug into online job search.
'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'
"I'm sorry, but I can't hire you. I typed your name in on a search engine, and lazy, selfish, and unmotivated were the categories that came up."