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'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'
'We don't like anyone to get too comfortable in a new role.'
'We've been looking at a new 'incentive' scheme. The incentive is you get to keep your job!'
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'I'm just looking for a cushion job.'
'Job security's not great here so we tend to leave our coats on.'
'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'
'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'
'Why's Burl hiding in the back seat, Joy?'
"Call me paranoid, but I think the company is systematically replacing us with dogs."
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"He's got tenure! Life is good!"
"I regret to inform you that your position here is at risk. . . great risk."
'If you keep convincing people at work that you are irreplaceable, how can you ever be promoted?'
'Your jobs depend on this weeks LOTTO.'
'Your job is safe ... if you can commute to India.'
'This job position is very secure. I guarantee you'll never advance or get promoted.'
'Who's just happy to be employed?'
'WHOAH! look what that giant ape left on the Empire State Building! Man, our job is safe for months!'
'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'
'How can I relax? Everything's going fine at work without me!'
'Morale's terrible here. Fast turnover, no job security...and that's just the CEOs!'
'You're perfect for our transition team since you're easily replaceable.'
'I have complete job security. As long as I cant be found.'
'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'
'Forget job security.. this office furniture was leased for only a month.'
'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'