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'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'
"The trick, as I see it, is to insulate yourself with layers of deadwood."
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'Until they come up with a computer that can shuffle papers and make paper clip chains, my job is safe.'
'It's not a question of 'What have you done for me lately', Hargrove - It's 'What can you do for me tomorrow'.'
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
'My performance review went well. Those incriminating emails I had were very useful.'
'Your experience is nil, qualifications lacking, references horrible, and you fulfill MY need for job security perfectly...YOU'RE HIRED!'
No Layoffs Next 200 Miles
'We need 2,000 new prison officers. The government is keen to provide employment to ex-offenders. Plus you know the ropes.'
'You must continue your therapy because it provides stability and security. . . at least it does for me!'
"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."
"The monarchy is strong, but I needed something with health insurance."
'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'
"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
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'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'
'We don't like anyone to get too comfortable in a new role.'
'It's not just about buying gifts. Job security and a healthy economy, that's the true meaning of Christmas.'
'At least it's steady work.'
'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'
"I can't see the POINT of all this emphasis on 'customer care'!"
Excellent Customer Care...Job Satisfaction...
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'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'
'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'
"Tech may be shaking things up a bit but I don't see technology as a threat..."