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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
'How are the job opportunities here tonight?'
"I think it is who you know and I know you.''
"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
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"We do value optimism here, but nobody is going to be influenced by happy faces in the margins of your resume."
"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
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"If somebody's listening to this conversation, I need a job."
"I called you back for a second interview to show you the origami I make with your résumé."
"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."
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"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."
Tags:career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, idealist, idealist, idealism, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, non-profit, non-profits, non-profit organisation, non-profit organisations, non-profit organization, non-profit organizations, npo, npos, salary, salaries, pay, income, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, job searching, job hunting, dreamer, dreamers, businessman, businessmen
'Go out and find a job! And while you're at it, see if you can find me a job too!'
"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."
'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'
'See, Baldwin? It's all about finding your niche.'
Colognes for Men
"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"
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"The job requires some travel. Most of it centered around responding to Congressional subpoenas."
Tags:job interview, job interviews, job seeker, job seekers, personnel, hr, human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, travel for work, travelling for work, congressional subpoenas, congress, congresswoman, congresswomen, congresssman, congressmen, member of congress, subpoenas, political corruption, politics, congressional committee, congressional committees
Will work for peanuts
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
Tags:symptom, symptoms, unemployed, unemployable, sick day, sick days, ill day, ill days, sick leave, sick leaves, cv, resume, resumes, hr, human resources, personnel, job skill, job skills, skill set, skill sets, employment skill, employment skills, symptom, symptoms, worker, workers, laid off, lay-off, lay off, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, redundancy, redundancies, job seeker, job seekers, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, jobless, joblessness
'Why can't you be more like your brother? He may be unemployed, but at least he's overworked!'
"Tom, it's come to my attention that you're trolling for a better job, using your company computer."
"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."
"… and exactly how many years were you a village idiot?"
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Too good for most jobs