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"I think it is who you know and I know you.''
"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
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"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
Tags:job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, candidate, candidates, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, job hunt, job hunts, servant, servants, housework, household, households, domestic, domestics, worker, workers, domestic worker, domestic workers
Too old and too experienced
Tags:begging sign, begging signs, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandling sing, panhandling signs, rough sleeper, homelessness, homelessness crisis, unemployed, unemployment, mass unemployment, lost everything, destitute, down and out, old, experienced, age discrimination, work experience, life experience, job seeking
"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."
Tags:career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, idealist, idealist, idealism, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, non-profit, non-profits, non-profit organisation, non-profit organisations, non-profit organization, non-profit organizations, npo, npos, salary, salaries, pay, income, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, job searching, job hunting, dreamer, dreamers, businessman, businessmen
Colognes for Men
'See, Baldwin? It's all about finding your niche.'
"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"
Tags:employment, employment agency, employment agencies, employment agent, employment agents, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, hiring, career, careers, work, job hunting, job searching, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job opening, job openings, project manager, project managers, management, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, black company, looking for a job, bad idea, bad ideas, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, office, offices, office life
"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."
Will work for peanuts
'Why can't you be more like your brother? He may be unemployed, but at least he's overworked!'
"Tom, it's come to my attention that you're trolling for a better job, using your company computer."
'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'
'I'm happy to report that the position has been narrowed down to you and 958 other people.'
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
Tags:writer, writers, writing, author, authors, literature, manuscript, manuscripts, draft, drafts, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, tale, tales, story, stories, businessman, businessmen, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job hunting, job searching, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, compliment, compliments, complimenting, rejection, rejected, office, offices, office life, experience, experiences, life story, biography, biographies, autobiography, autobiographies, career experience
'We'll break right here for coffee and update our resumes.'
"Guess who finally got that corner office,honey?"
'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'
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"I can't go job hunting. I don't have a permit."
'If you're not making six figures in five years, I wouldn't be at all surprised.'
"The only role-playing my husband & I do is job-seeker & employer."
"Sorry, no positions are available at this...Wait a minute...something just opened up."
Make sure your CV stands out for the right reasons, and not the wrong ones.