Job Specs Cartoons and Comics

"Long hours are no problem – I mean it's not like the job involves heavy lifting or anything."

"Personnel have downgraded the new job sec fro 'must be qualified with six years experience' to 'must be alive." "Still seems a lot to ask for the money."

'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'

Human Resources want to knw why you called the job 'deputy logistics facilitation support worker'...because it sounded better than 'skivvy'.

Success in a modern business setting requires more than the ability to mime to 'Arctic Monkeys' while blancing a pint of lager on your head.

'What we're looking for is something more than a pretty face.'

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"Being the best person in the known universe at doing the job isn't enough without the appropriate qualifications."