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"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."
'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'
We can offer volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion,emotional overload,lack of support and stark terror.
'Depressed, not sleeping, low self esteem...still enough about me, what can I do for you?'
"Actually we were hoping you'd encourage a more conciliatory approach to conflict management."
"What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding..." "AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week"
'Take three of these a day until I feel better.'
Are you suffering from job burn-out? Here are 4 early warning signs:
"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."
"Blame culture...who is reponsible for this?" "Him..him..him...her..."
"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"
'I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school...you're the teacher.'
'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'
Stress management: "Bob's relaxation classes seem to have worked."
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."
"We're popping bubble wrap because it's cheaper than tranquilizers."
"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."
Don't make me go to school! But Honey, you're the teacher.
"What do you mean, you need to find a balance between work and family? We consider you part of our family."
A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile
'We only hire people who are willing to take on more than they can handle.'
I'm overworked and nervous. I went to my doctor, to get a prescription to calm me down, and he sent me to you.
"I Have so much less stress since I removed the phone and inbox."