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Change Management: Here There,,,'We thought we'd put in the detail later,'
'This really is an innovative approach, but I'm afraid we can't consider it. It's never been done before.'
'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'
'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'
'Jenkins, I asked you for some feedBACK... ah what the heck, it's almost lunch...'
Tags:work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, supervisors, feedback, employee feedback, giving feedback, horse, horses, pony, ponies, feedbag, feedbag, nosebag, nosebags, reality check
Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.
'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'
Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'
"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."
"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heros, job interview, recruit, new recruit, recruiter, recruiting, potential employee, new employee, hire, hiring, human resources, hr, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employer, weakness, what is your weakness, kryptonite, job search, job hunting, weaknesses
"I told you never to call me at this number."
Tags:call, calls, calling, work number, work numbers, office number, office numbers, call, calls, calling, check in, checks in, checking in, president, presidents, presidential, secret service, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, stressful job, stressful jobs, job, jobs, stress, stresses, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
Job Creation Scheme.
"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, high school, secondary school, guidance counselor, guidance counselors, guidance counsellor, guidance counsellors, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, career, careers, job, jobs, career path, career paths
"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'
Worm job fair.
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, medicine, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, rat race, daily grind, nine-to-five, employee, employees, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, going to work
A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
Tags:deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
Tags:stress, stresses, job, jobs, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, in-box, in-boxes, out-box, out-boxes, paperwork, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper pushing, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, pressure, pressured, pressures, under pressure, work life, work, worker, work-life balance, work form, work forms, paperwork, sea of paperwork, seas of paperwork, drown, drowns, drowning
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen
Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.
'Our space utilization study revealed that you have two square feet more than is allotted, so we're going to keep the office recycling bin in here.'
Tags:space, spaces, study, studies, recycling, recycling bin, recycling bins, recycle, recycles, recycled, work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, supervisor, supervisors, close to home
''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'