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'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'
'That book is the real hazard!'
Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.
'Four of these have to go.'
"What's the matter - boss stop short?"
'Excuse me, you can't just remove those items, you need to fill in this form.'
Health & Safety official tells L.S.Lowry: 'I'm afraid your matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs constitute a fire hazard.'
'This is the right place at the right time, but I'm afraid you brought the wrong paperwork.'
"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."
"Why can't he be satisfied with just getting the souffle to rise?"
'J T Belton in Neutral.'
The covid marshal strikes again...
"If you want santa to visit. You'll have to widen this chimney."