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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'
Tags:bully, bullies, bullied, bullying, problem, problems, solve, solves, solution, solutions, football, american football, footballer, footballers, jock, jocks, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, reassured, body guard, body guards, protect, protects, protection, protected, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, intellectual, intellectuals, intellect, couch, couches, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, bonding time, bond, bonds, kid, kids, offspring, sports equipment, shared interest, shared interests, jock, jocks, divide, division, divisions, family division, family divisions, bookworm, bookworms
'...And it's as simple as that!'
"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
Tags:high school, secondary school, growing up, grown up, reunion, reunions, school days, remember, remembering, memory, memories, football, american football, football player, football players, jock, jocks, out of shape, living in the past, glory days, peaked in high school, quarterback, quarterbacks, popular, cool kid, cool kids, popular kids
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
Tags:dodgeball, dodge the ball, ball, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, throw, throwing, throws, thrower, throwers, best, prodigy, golf, golf ball, golfing, golfer, exponent, terrific player, good aim, show off, show-off, showing off, showing-off, pretentious, pretender, impressive, impressing, skill, skills, skilled, athlete, athletes, athletic, bully, bullying, jock, jocks
"Football takes my mind off basketball."
Tags:football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball games, baseball game, monday night football, watching the game, watching football, watching football games, football season, football seasons, baseball season, baseball seasons, sports, sports fan, sports fans, sports addict, sports addicts, sports obsessed, sports obsessed, football widow, football widows, baseball widow, baseball widows, sports widow, sports widows, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, wife, wives, husband, husbands, jock, jocks
"What does any of this have to do with football?"
Tags:football, football player, football players, jocks, students, pupil, pupils, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, math lesson, math lessons, math class, math classes, maths lesson, maths lessons, maths class, maths classes, jock, student, teacher, math class, school, jersey, algebra, equation, math question, math problem, athlete, school sports, black board, chalk board
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Tags:pretty boy, pretty boys, crush, crushes, airhead, airheads, jock, jocks, good body, good bodies, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, handsome, date, dates, dating, college, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, dumb, stupid, idiot, unintelligent, moron, hook up, hooks up, hooking up
"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"
"I may be an empty suit now Crawford, but twenty years ago I was an empty leisure suit."
"Ted's flamboyantly straight."
Tags:flamboyant, flamboyance, straight, out and proud, out of the closet, boyfriend, boyfriends, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, boyfriend, boyfriends, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, straight guy, straight guys, jock, jocks, sports nut, sports nuts, couple, couples, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrasses, humiliate, humiliates, humiliation, ashamed
Football team discussions.
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
Baseball Player Support Group
Tags:baseball, jocks, athletes, sports, support groups, cup, cups, ball player, ball players, jock, baseball player, baseball players, support group, therapy group, therapy groups, group therapy, group therapies, groin shield, reynolds unwrapped, cricket box, box, jockstrap, jockstraps, protective cup, protective cups
"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."
'Guess I won't mention that his house is on fire. . . now who's got the last laugh.'
"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."
"C'mon Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball."
"At left tackle, Bruno Jablowski. At right tackle, Brock Jones. At webmaster, Orville Barnes..."
'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'
When Science Catches Up to Sports: 'I want $400,000 a year, a bonus for each step that leads to a new product and a five year contract or trade me to another lab.'
"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."
Tags:geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, jock, jocks, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, e-signature, e signature, forgery, forgeries, sick note, sick notes, medical note, medical notes, role reversal, school, schools, high school, high schools, pecking order, pecking orders, hierarchy, hierarchies
"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."
A Shock Jock
Tags:hygiene, unhygienic, hygienic, laundry, laundry line, laundry lines, washing line, washing lines, washing, jock, jocks, pants, underwear, drawers, laundry day, laundry days, bad habit, bad habits, disgusting habit, disgusting habits, shock jock, shock jocks, scandal, scandals, talk show, talk-show, radio, radios, disc jockey, disc jockeys