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"Sire, they also want dental."
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'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'
'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'
'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'
'Who is John Galt?'
'... And you must be Little John...!'
In bed forty years ago, John & I sang 'Give Peace a Chance'. I'm still waiting.
'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! -- I'm John the METHODIST!'
How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".
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Matthew, Mark, Luke and 'John'.
"Throw in a prostate exam and you've got a deal!"
Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,
'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! ? I'm John the Methodist!'
"The President definitely shot Carl, but they say there was a second gunman."
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'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'
'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'
The Warren Commission investigates the Grassy Knoll Theory.
The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!
"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."
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'And this is where we do our business.'
'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'
"I think I need to use the lamp post."
Vietnam and abortion atrocities.