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"After seventeen years of marriage, could we once not split the check?"
'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'
'You may wear the trousers in this family, but I take care of what's in the pockets!'
'...and the shaded bit is what we have in common - our joint bank account.'
"I'd like to open a joint account...preferably with someone who has a lot of money."
"I'd like to withdraw £200 from my husband's half of our joint account, please."
'We checked your nest egg - and I'm afraid it's full of panty hose!'
'Transfer every penny from my joint account to a safe deposit box until Thursday when the sales finish!'
'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'
Sorry, Your Wife Emptied Your Joint Bank Account This Morning.
'Edith! You Dare!'
'I didn't get you a present for your Birthday but I spent ?10 less on myself today. . .'
'I can't wait to hear how much you've SAVED me in the sales. . .'
'We've now got a joint blank account.'
'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'
"The Queen beat you to it!!"