Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."
'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'
"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."
"Here comes Methuselah and it looks like he's going to be complaining about his old age pains."
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
"The knees are the first to go."
"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."
"I won't be in today, I've got a swollen joint."
"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."
"It's funny: My joint pains "
Getting older is . . . making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.
'Try to relax.'
"You know that snap, crackle and pop in the morning? That's the sound of my joints when I get out of bed."
"Opening a jar with my arthritis always reminds me of the song 'Twist and Shout'!"
"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."