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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, knee joint, knee joints, knee, knees, joint, joints, lego, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, rebuilt, operating theater, operating theatre, hospital, hospitals, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introduction, introductions, introducing, first meeting, sport, sports, fitness, health, runner, runners, athlete, athletes, athletic, fit, in shape, joint, joints, body shape, marathon, marathons, race, races, racer, racers, stick figure, stick figures, hobby, hobbies, leisure
'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'
'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'
'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
'Does it hurt when I do this?'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputation, amputee, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."
Tags:repetitive stress injury, repetitive stress injuries, stress, stresses, carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel syndrome, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, occupational hazard, occupational hazards, doctor, doctors, medical student, medical students, injury, injuries, stress fracture, stress fractures, joint, joints, joint pain, arthritis
'Got any grass?'
'The highest court in the land.'
Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole
Tags:dolphin, dolphins, smoke, smoking, coming up for air, addict, addicted, addicts, addictions, smoking addict, cigarette addict, nicotine, nicotine addict, smoking addicts, smoking addiction, cigarette addicts, cigarette addiction, nicotine addicts, nicotine addiction, inhale, inhaling, going out for a smoke, out for a smoke, joint, joints, smoke a joint, health problems, health problem, lung cancer
'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'
Chiropractors and the Tango.
United Steaks of America.
"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather report, weather reports, forecast, forecasts, forecasting, low pressure, low pressure system, high pressure, high pressure system, joint, joints, joint pain, arthritis, cold weather, warm weather, snow, snows, snowing, aunt, aunts, auntie, aunty, old age, ageing, aging, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, bone, bones, anatomy
'Why on earth do they put arthritis pills in bottles we can't possibly open?'
'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'
"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."
'I thought things were starting to click for me around here, but it was only my knees.'
"I'd like a joint replacement"