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'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."
"Are those noodles?"
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
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'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
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A chicken crosses an interstate highway.
"I don't feel Marie is the right sort for the Garden Club."
"Yes, I'm a laughing gull but you have to say something funny."
'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
"I had forgotten you were funny."
"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."
"Don't believe them when they say they want topical material."
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"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."
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"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'
'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'
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'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'
"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.