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'ok, who threw that?'
"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."
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'Mirror Mirror on the...'
"I don't feel Marie is the right sort for the Garden Club."
"You may rush in."
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'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
"I had forgotten you were funny."
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'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'
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'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'
"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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'Ha! Fake out!'
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The Dangers of Golf.
"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"
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Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.
On the eve of her 40th birthday, Jeff dyes Mindy's hair grey while she sleeps.
Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.
Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.
"I don't get it."
'A little higher Dinkleman.'
'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'
"Let me check my card file for a joke about your condition."
Shadow: I'm with stupid.