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Surfer and the Whale
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'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'
"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"
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With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.
"Marty? Is that you? Marty Schneider? What are the chances we'd be swallowed by the same whale?"
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"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
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The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!
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Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?
'Honey, I'm reminded of you daily. Love, Jonah.'
"Herman Melville would have loved this"
'We both need to listen to our fathers more carefully from now on.'
Cat licks lips at sight of book titled 'Jonah and the Great Fish'.
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"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"
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'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'
Save The Whales
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'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'
"Swallowed by a whale Jonah? Sounds fishy to me."
"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."
"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"