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The Ekert Saga: 'Our only hope to stop the Ekert's scourge of niceness, Gentlemen, is to find the anti-Ekert...He'd be one whose soulless, uncaring egocentricity is so impenetrable that he's immune to the Ekert's spiritual power.'
'You can't trust the mainstream media.'
Who reports on the reporters?
'Today, homeless people demonstrated, and said they were part of a pro-tax lobby.'
'Owl is the 'woooo' part of our who, what, where, why and when.'
We only lock journalists up to stop the truth from escaping.
'Looks like we're out of murder, disease, and scandal, but this just in...there's a chance of rain. It's going to rain!'
A Pie for Murdoch!
A fish rots from the head down.
'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'
'The following factual program is gathered together from bits and pieces of information unnamed reliable sources claim are true.'
'27 people were killed in the surprise storm... 19 of them were weathermen.'
'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'
Pie thrown at Murdoch.
'Looks like we're out of murder, disease, and scandal, but this just in... There's a chance of rain. IT'S GOING TO RAIN!'