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Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Loathe.
No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'
"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."
No Scooter Joy Riding!
'Can you drive a stick?'
'Now, Mr Jones, I'd like you to hotwire the ignition.'
'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'
"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."
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'If, as you say, the farmer's truck is only for joy rides, how come none of the others ever came back?'
No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).
Thief approaches car with 'No Radio' sign. He steals car and leaves 'No Car' sign.
'The moron carjacked a Yugo.'
"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"
No Radio on Board
'A carjacker stole my car, but I don't think he will get far.'
Ready? (Joy Flights: $10)(Colour)
'-and what to tell our insurance company?'
"My advice is park it in Tijuana and leave the keys in."
"It's funny how they love to chase cars."
"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."