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Bridgehampton Riding Academy
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"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"
"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"
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The Mishegoss Stops Here
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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
Noah's Arc Gift Shop
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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"
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"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."
"No, son, I'm not the marshal. I'm the Rabbi."
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
Jewish Deep Thinker
"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, gaining weight, putting on weight, fear, fears, worse fears, kosher, not kosher, non-kosher, trayf, treif, yiddish word, yiddish words, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, jewish, judaism
Then on the Eighth Day
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Reform, Conservative and Orthodox gasoline.
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"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."
"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
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"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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"Two bars—how about you?"
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"Don't rush me! There's a very delicate line between good kitsch and junky tchotchkes."
'I have something to tell you, Moses...'
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"I miss that sense of fulfillment that I had when I was part of a plague."
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"Well, actually, they are written in stone."
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'What is this, some kind of joke?'