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Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
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"Thomas! Did Judas put you up to that?"
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As a child, he was known as Judas Asparagus
Facebook 33 A.D.
One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.
"One of you will betray me."
"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"
The anatomy of the brain of an idiot.
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'Being a used car salesman, it came natural for Judas to be a 'trader'.'
'I turned wine into water.'
'There's always one.'
"Sorry Judas, we only came up with 29 pieces of silver."
The Second-to-last Supper.
'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'
"Judas, where did you get these 30 pieces of candy?"
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'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'
"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."
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'Then Judas Iscariot grassed Jesus up...'
'Judas Iscariot makes a another 30 pieces of silver'
'You're so facebook unfriended, Judas!'
Cut out and keep your own Jesus.
Judas and his air kisses
'There was a feeling among the other disciples that Judas was not to be wholly trusted.'
'The real reason' "no,forget it...let Judas pay for supper"
The other disciples grew suspicious of Judas when he suggested a committee.