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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
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"I can help the next person in line."
'I was motivated by greed, but I blame that on the workplace culture.'
'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'
"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."
'you lived paycheck to paycheck. Well, the buck stops here.'
"Actually, this isn't quite how I pictured my final judgement!"
"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'Can I have your sign tomorrow?'
In and Out.
You can't come in. You're pure, but boring.
"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."
"Delete all you want – your files are still here. This is, after all, the cloud."
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"I've never quite figured out how it works. For years, you're on the right side of history, and then one day, you're not!"
"Right - let's start by going back to when you were 2 years old. . ."
"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
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"You know, you're not helping yourself."
"Who's been a naughty boy then?"
"Not you again! I've told you before, your case has gone to appeal and you should hear something in the next two to three thousand years."
"What about that day in 1967 when you called your dedicated teacher 'Old Lady Johnson'?"
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"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."