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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, sins, judgement, judgements, judgement days, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, the after life, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers, blaspheme, blaspheming, let off, let-off, lucky escape, lucky escapes
"My client wants half, plus another fifteen per cent to cover my fees."
Tags:solomon, king solomon, judgement of solomon, bible story, bible stories, biblical story, biblical stories, judge, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyers feeds, attorneys fees, solicitors fees, custody case, custody hearing, custody hearings, baby, babies, mother, mothers, half, heartless lawyer, heartless lawyers
"I'm happy to say that my final judgement of a case is almost always consistent with my prejudgement of the case."
The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'
"I don't know when I've seen a more magniﬁcent slide. You're out!"
Tags:slide, sliding, home, home plate, home run, home runs, tag out, tags out, tagging out, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, umpire, umpires, base runner, base runners, base running, decision, decisions, close decision, close decisions, tight decision, tight decisions, good form, judge, judges, judgment, judgement, judgements, judgments
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
Tags:nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing
"Nobody cares whether I drink Coke or Pepsi."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, cola, soda, pop, soft drink, soft drinks, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, product, products, consumerism, insecure, insecurity, judging, judgement, judgements, modern life
Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot
Tags:waiting for godot, samuel beckett, beckett, production, productions, gossip, gossips, gossiping, wait, waits, waiting, judgement, judgements, judgmental, judgemental, sewing circle, sewing circles, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, back and forth, play, plays, playwright, playwrights, old biddy, old biddies, shpasik, jtoons
"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, on the stand, on the witness stand, witness stand, oath, oaths, under oath, sworn in, swear in, perjury, perjurer, perjurers, perjuring, god, hand of god, religion, religious, judgement, judgements, questioning, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars
"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
Tags:foia, foia request, foia requests, request, requests, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, freedom of information, freedom of information act, freedom of information acts, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, personal information, personal info, info, information, god, almighty, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ethics, government, governments, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers
"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, legal system, justice system, judicial system, harshest critic, harshest critics, self-criticism, critic, critics, critical, criticism, criticising, criticizing, failure, failures, ego, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, moral relativism, moral judgement, moral judgements, judgement, judgements, psychology, mental health
"Next time write the book about the crime after you've been convicted."
"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."
Tags:act, acts, circus act, circus acts, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, thrill, thrills, thrilling, audition, auditions, auditioning, non-threatening, entertainer, entertainers, entertaining, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, performer, performers, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, exciting, excitement, mass appeal
'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?'
"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."
Tags:judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgement, judgements, judgemental, eye, eyes, blue eyes, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, habit, habits, habitual, compliment, compliments, complimenting, analogy, analogies, simile, similes, metaphor, metaphors, romance, romantic, couple, couples, long-term relationships, married life, married, romance is gone, dinner date, dinner dates
Everyone's a Media Expert
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, election, elections, press, press conference, conference, reporter, reporters, journalism, journalists, journalist, media, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, fashion, fashion police, judgement, judgements, opinion, opinions
"Snap judgements, today only."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, judgement, judgements, justice, ruling, rulings, decision, decisions, snap, quick, bad idea, bad ideas, undemocratic, modern life
"First, understand that from up here you all look like a bunch of ants."
Tags:judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgment, judgments, judgmental, on high, look down on, looks down on, looking down on, ant, ants, godlike, eye of god, eyes of god, uncaring, uninterested, disinterested, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, plaintiff, plaintiffs, little guy, little guys, power, powerful
"...Talk about stubborn!"
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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
Tags:st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives
"How did this case ever get so far?"
"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
Tags:policy, policy difference, policy differences, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, judgement, judgements, judgement day, judgment, judgments, judgment day, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, appeal, appeals, appealing, appeal the decision, appeals the decision, appealing the decision, emotional appeal, emotional appeals, moral, morality, ethics, disagreement, disagreements, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, bargain, bargains, bargaining, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators
That party went well.
Tags:party, parties, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, introvert, introverts, introversion, awkward, awkwardness, socially awkward, social awkwardness, comment, comments, overheard, overhear, overhears, overhearing, stupid, shy, timid, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgmental, judgemental, subway, subways, train, trains, overthink, overthinks, overthinking, social anxiety, social anxieties, socially anxious
"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"
Tags:judge, judicial system, defendant, prosecutor, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, court, courtroom, trial, trials, on trial, criminal, criminal charges, guilty, not guilty, plea, plea bargain, bad judge, puppet, puppets, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquist dummy, dummy, puppeteer, incompetent, incompetence, fair trial, fair trials, competence, judges, judgement, judgements, verdict, verdicts
The last judgement