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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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'The end is near.'
"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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"This one was internet sex, so it doesn't count."
Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.
"Great, just my luck."
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'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'
"This is bogus. I demand to speak to someone higher up."
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"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"
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'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'
Judgment Day, May 21, 2012
'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'
'Surprised you made it this far. No one likes a know-it-all.'
'How you lived your life used to count for something. Nowadays it's largely based on first impressions.'
Noah's Ark 2
I survived the wrath of god on judgment day and all i got was this lousy t-shirt!
'Any chance of a plea bargain?'
'Hmm … let me see … haven't seen this before … I'll need to ask the boss about this one.'
'I suppose this means no golf today.'
'Check my calender for tomorrow, Ms. Thompson.'
'Good deeds? ... I always cleaned my plate.'
2012,end of the world advice.
'Cheer up things aren't so bad ... For the end is near!'
Conservative God vs liberal God on heaven and hell.