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"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"
'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'
'Is your verdict unanimous?'
Court of Appeals: Trial and Errors.
'Since this your first offense, I am sentencing you to seven months of jury duty.'
"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
'I have faith in our judicial system. That's why I've been on the lam for sixteen years.'
"I was found guilty, sentenced to life and I'll be tried soon."
'He's always had a problem with authority.'
'You know...I'm having second thoughts about TV cameras in the courtroom.'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
"I remember the day we met, me in wig and gown looking down at you, so lovely, standing in the dock."
'Excuse me, juror #7. Do you mind if we continue?'
'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'
"The jury is hopelessly deadlocked, your honor. Miss Claudie wants all vegetarian toppings for the large pizza ordered for lunch."
"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."
Justice and Capitol Punishment.
Judge has work boxes labeled Sustained and Overruled.
'So you're saying you only broke the law as part of detailed research into the workings of the legal system?'
The weight the justice.