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"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"
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"You claim you acted in self-defense."
Karate Class Clown
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.
'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'
'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'
'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
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Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.
'Tomorrow, we'll cover the controlled jump,'
Martial Arts Gym
"Would this work on a husband and a TV remote?"
'Back off, creep. My boyfriend's got a black belt in karaoke.'
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"
'Since when do WORMS know martial arts?'
"Typical! Two years it's taken me to earn this green belt and now developers are building on it!"
"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"
'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'