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How the carbon tax works: 'Any questions?'
Flogged Horse: 'Come on!. . . You stupid mule of a thing...'
'...Dad, do you believe in paranormal...activity?'
Julia Gillard being obsessed with Barak Obama's visit to Australia
Julia Gillard announces a September general election.
The Australian octopus - Her grip on the Asian century.
Three reasons why Julia Gillard thinks she should be PM and three reasons why Kevin Rudd thinks he should be PM.
Australian Prime minister greets the Queen: 'Don't worry if she doesn't curtsey, but do get worried if she tries to kiss you.'
'So...do you think Alan Jones will die of shame?'
Chinese Dominion in the Pacific.
"One two, buckle my shoe, three four, knock at the door, five six, pick up sticks. . .nine, er nine, er. . . er, start again."
Gillard's view of the world and Abbott's view of Australia.
Klu Klux Kla: Protect our suburbs.
'It's Tony Abbott... the less he is seen the more popular he gets.'
Australia's role in the Asian century.
Tony Abbott flicks the switch to positive: '...And people say I have no policies.'
'I am the leader.'
Julia Gillard in training wheels.
'I'm not stopping until you beg for more.'
'Who doesn't? But all the nice blokes are either married or gay.'
'Um. . . Are you sure this the way it's supposed to work, Wayne?'
'Australian politics is a lot like a barbecue. Basically, if you don't show up with a sausage they don't want to know you.'