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"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"
"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."
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'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'
'You call that a firecracker?'
"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"
"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"
"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"
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'Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?'
"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."
Happy Fourth of July!
July 4th, 2020 Fireworks
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
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Fireworks party and nuclear mushroom cloud in background.
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"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"
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"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"
Surviving July 4th: One Doll's Story.
God Bless America
'Top floor, please.'
Independence Day 2012
"On this day, let's remember that a hungry man is not a free man. Let freedom ring!"
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Lady Liberty swaps the declaration of independence for an E-Reader.
'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'
Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.