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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"Group Five May Now Board"
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Ping Pong Airport
'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'
Flight Simulator / Crash Simulator
"O.K., but he is going to have to check that bag."
Casino on board Airbus A380.
"I think you're right Bob, it does look like the mechanic.....that's odd, I think he wants us to land the plane."
'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'
Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."
'Beats me how it manages to stay up there!'
A jumbo jet
Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'
"Please pay attention as the stewardess demonstrates our new procedure for drunken passengers"
Jetplane flying through clouds.
'I was very happy on my cloud when that jumbo entered it.'
'He's still following us, Don.'
"It's from Bill Gates. He's obviously forgotten he gave you one last year."
I said left bank, not left turn.
Business men meeting Santa Claus off the plane
"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"