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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'
"O.K., but he is going to have to check that bag."
Flight Simulator / Crash Simulator
"I think you're right Bob, it does look like the mechanic.....that's odd, I think he wants us to land the plane."
'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'
Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."
A jumbo jet
"Please pay attention as the stewardess demonstrates our new procedure for drunken passengers"
Jetplane flying through clouds.
Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'
'I was very happy on my cloud when that jumbo entered it.'
"It's from Bill Gates. He's obviously forgotten he gave you one last year."
Business men meeting Santa Claus off the plane
"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"