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"Start the economy."
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'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
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Ben Franklin jump starts his car.
Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic
'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'
Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.
Policeman with TASER tries to jump-start his car
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...
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'My phone battery is dead. Do you have any jumper cables?'
'The battery's dead. I can't believe you left the lights on again.'
"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."
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Pretty Good Batteries, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the jump starts you may need occasionally.
'I can't imagine anyone jumping you, Wanda... but I'm glad you got the car started!'
'Excuse me, sir, but could you give us a jump start?'
'Last night I went to bed with my Christmas lights on.'
'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'
Big Al's used cars...free jumper cables with every vehicle purchased.
Biker and Cyclist.
Motorist trying to revive squashed frog on road.
'I need a jump!'
Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster